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Potent - (of a male) able to achieve an erection or to reach an orgasm.

Omnipotence is the ability to achieve an erection or orgasm at will, this ability is bestowed by few.
Notable examples: Ron Jeremy, God.
God: So I heard Ron Jeremy is omnipotent.
Angel: It seems he is your only equal.
God: SMITE HIM!
by 420noscopescrub April 9, 2015
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Omnompotent

Term used to describe a food that is so delicious that consumption of said food elevates one to a new level of existence!
This double chocolate mousse cake is omnompotent! Om nom nom!
by StNick March 31, 2010
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Omnimpotence

1. The inability to do anything correctly.

2. The ability to never be aroused by anything, no matter how sexy. In addition, this also includes the ability to turn anyone and everyone else around you off, regardless of the level of eroticism including but not limited to all-encompassing hormonal teenagerism.
Good ol' omnimpotent Ian, I heard he tried to make breakfast for his children and ended up burning his hair off, flooding the house with radon, and impregnating the family dog.

It's not you baby, I have an incurable case of omnimpotence. You could have 6 boobs, all as big as my head, and be here with three of your ultra hot friends and it wouldn't wiggle an iota.
by The Body Karate August 19, 2013
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omnipotent

A person who has infinite power.
No mortal being is omnipotent
- Who is omnipotent?
- God
by sefunight September 10, 2022
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Omnipotent

Omnipotent fucking fucked my fucking mom last fucking night and I enjoyed fucking watching because he's so fucking cool...FUCK!
by OmnipotentHF September 23, 2011
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Omnipotent

The act of being everywhere at once.
God is omnipotent.
by sinx2100 December 9, 2009
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omnipotence

Besides being intoxicated with poison, also an extremely selfish, ignorant, self absorbed asshole who likes to go around claiming themselves as the greatest in existence, but then claims popular internet stars as untalented maggots, most likely in an act of jealousy or as a way of seeking attention to feed their extremely large ego, and also rants on about how stupid famous people are, and claims to be "normal" but is really just a hater who screams about how godly they are and how shitty everyone else is who doesn't see things their way and is really just an egotistical douchebag. This is most likely done due to low self esteem or as a vein attempt to destroy the fanbases of youtube celebrities with full knowledge that what they say will not even slightly affect said fanbases, and says them anyway just so people might give them attention.
Omnipotence: Pewdiepie is a pussy who can't take criticism, but really I'm the pussy who can't take criticism because I sit behind a computer all day and rage, hate, and bitch about how terrible he is and how great I am and wouldn't say most of this to someone's face!
by PhantomCraftz February 14, 2014
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