The tan/gold colour that old people tend to have on their vehicles because of its blandness and sensibleness.
by Ballin Colin June 24, 2011
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by littlejimmie July 17, 2019
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Cheap macro beers that your father (a.k.a old man) probably enjoyed drinking back in the day. Examples include Hamm's, PBR, Schlitz, Old Style, Rolling Rock, Stroh's, and Blatz.
Person 1: Your fridge is full of PBR and Hamm's?!
Person 2: What can I say, I'm a big fan of old man beer.
Person 2: What can I say, I'm a big fan of old man beer.
by JustAnotherNeighbor March 13, 2018
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NOTE: While "the old man" refers to your father, "the old lady" refers to your wife or girlfriend, not your mother. Calling your mother "the old lady" is considered disrespectful.
NOTE: While "the old man" refers to your father, "the old lady" refers to your wife or girlfriend, not your mother. Calling your mother "the old lady" is considered disrespectful.
Darth Vader: "Luke, I am the old man."
Luke: "I know you're old. Please stop distracting me while I'm trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I didn't say I am AN old man, I said I'm THE old man. As in yours."
Luke: "Oh shit dude, for reals? You're my dad? That's a bummer, considering that you're like the most evil person ever and I've dedicated my life to trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I know this must be a tough time for you son. There's a family reunion next week though, and I'd be delighted if you would come with me and meet your Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Susan."
Luke: "Gee...um...dad. I don't know, I'll have to think about it."
Darth Vader: "Ok, I understand. In the meantime, quit trying to bone Princess Leia. She's your sister."
Luke: "DAMN! Glad I used a rubber!"
Luke: "I know you're old. Please stop distracting me while I'm trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I didn't say I am AN old man, I said I'm THE old man. As in yours."
Luke: "Oh shit dude, for reals? You're my dad? That's a bummer, considering that you're like the most evil person ever and I've dedicated my life to trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I know this must be a tough time for you son. There's a family reunion next week though, and I'd be delighted if you would come with me and meet your Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Susan."
Luke: "Gee...um...dad. I don't know, I'll have to think about it."
Darth Vader: "Ok, I understand. In the meantime, quit trying to bone Princess Leia. She's your sister."
Luke: "DAMN! Glad I used a rubber!"
by Nicholas D February 3, 2009
Get the the old man mug.A variation on the stranger where a person spends enough time in a hot tub to get their hand wrinkly, sits on it until it's numb and then proceeds to touch themself.
by S7 January 11, 2008
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Get the old man river mug.A weirdo with to much gell in his hair. A middle-aged person going through their mid-life crisis. Typically have no friends and are depressed people. NOT a ladies man. In fact, all girls do their best to avoid him at all costs.
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