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Old Fart Benzino

(N.) An old Fart who's been called "The REAL Old Dirty Bastard" and "The Mr. Burns of Hip Hop." Just take ya Viagra, and go home with Skinner's Mom, you old, Krusty Bum.
The Late Show Top Ten Reasons why Benzino will never be respected:
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.
by G-Union June 25, 2003
mugGet the Old Fart Benzinomug.

Old Fart Mailer

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.
(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart
by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006
mugGet the Old Fart Mailermug.

trapped old fart

A trapped old fart is someone who does one job but has been welded so well into another, that he will never get out.
by J0nnyB0y October 20, 2014
mugGet the trapped old fartmug.

Old Man Fart

Typically, a musty smelling fart that lingers for several minutes.
"Damn, Ralph ripped an old man fart!"
by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018
mugGet the Old Man Fartmug.

grow old and fart

This is a very serious definition, it normally used when someone is getting angry. I used it in the sentence “I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?” This can be used to stop arguments and help with. Child vocabulary.
“I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?”
by the_fatherless_child_112233 December 19, 2021
mugGet the grow old and fartmug.

Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.
Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!
by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020
mugGet the Old man fartmug.

old fart

old man: get off my law :kid shut up u old fart
by QUANDALE DINGLE October 27, 2022
mugGet the old fartmug.

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