a old fart is these 2 things:


2.a bitch
Me: Stop being an old fart!!!

Old Fart: Sorry.
by Old Fart Inc. December 23, 2005
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old yet full of gasoline full of laughing gas
well aged and able to expel laughing ggaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
by oldfartjojo January 21, 2004
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A really old person who has no idea what a phone is and constantly tells you about 'back in their day' which was WAY back before even your grandparents were born.they can often be rude and people use 'old fart' as an insult to a non modern,or lame person.
Bob: let me tell you about how it was back in my day,when we didn't have phones or medicine or anything
Becky:No you old fart I don't wanna hear it
by BUMHOLIO12123 April 24, 2020
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It is an impressively old gaming men whose Nix usually start with the letter G. They're so old that they sometimes confuse other people's ages as being old also, it is best to just play along as these old farts can't comprehend that they are the ancient ones
Hey did you happen to talk to those old farts Grimm and grizzly? Yeah! they called me an old! pay them no mind they're just senile!!!
by !3@ng@r@ng March 10, 2020
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