Ol’ Star Burst

Bursting a premature nut while attempting to perform anal sex. Rim firing your load on his or her brown star when trying to enter. Usually caused by being too turned on and that starfish being too damn tight.

Rachel’s ass is so damn tight I ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.

My uncle snuck in my room and tried to dry crack me but he ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Ol’ Shit Kiss

Picking up a smudge or chunk of feces on the penis head during anal sex.

He wasn’t very clean when I pounded his mangina and he gave me the ol’ shit kiss.

I was so deep in Natalia’s intestines last night that the ol’ shit kiss was inevitable.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

Good Ol' Shit Mug

What it says on the tin.

Oh man! That's a Good Ol' Shit Mug!

by Drizella Kokane June 26, 2018

The ol' slather and batter

The act of slathering tomato sauce on your balls.

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."

by DBXL November 6, 2020

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

Ol’ Seven Oner

When one is not satisfied with one or more (example: a group) and there choices leading up to kneeling in the dirt around late nightish early morning surrounded by psycho appopilyptic red necks and a barbed wired baseball bat.

I swear to god rick if these little assholes don’t start listening soon I’ll give ‘em an ol’ Seven oner.

by Duh Geek August 4, 2017

ol-sexual

someone who refuses to date someone until the age of 80 or older.

my friend steph is ol-sexualc

by Oretris May 14, 2021