ocean-man

if you are a man that likes oceans you're a ocean-man!

'Why are you looking at this ocean?'
'I like them'
'Ah i see you're a ocean-man!'

by Human without humanity May 10, 2020

Ocean Man

A person (usually a dude) that's really, really obsessed with the ocean and water in general. Usually spends half his day at the beach every day.

An Ocean Man will usually walk up to everyday beach goers and rant to them about ocean-related conspiracy theories. This may get him tased/pepper sprayed by the authorities one or two times. Also a popular song by Ween.

by capitalistism May 3, 2021