obsticular

One who deliberately creates obstacles in order to prevent others from completing simple tasks

We could have finished this months ago if Gene wasn't so obsticular.

by Ehrlich June 30, 2015

Obstintificus

This word can mean endless thing, like, "how are you" or "hello", etc.
Also, it makes you sound super fancy, and a really fun word to say.

Bob- "Hey man, how was your day?"
Jack- " Eh, you know it was obstintificus."

by HARD TRAP tracks July 31, 2018

obstacle-ing

Verb. The act of blocking another from doing something.

"I really wanted to return my jeans, but the sales clerk was obstacle-ing me."

or

"I knew the project needed to go forward, but my supervisor was obstacle-ing me with all her micromanagement."

by Gabrielle Bunker January 22, 2007

obestiality

The act of having sex with or wanting to have sex with fat people or a fat person.

Jeff:
Has Mike ever been with a skinny chick?

Dave:
Nah, he practices obestiality.

by Bassnium.exe March 1, 2011

Obstacle Course

when a shitload of dumbass people are blocking your way, like in the hall...

"The populars are out in full swing, it looks like and obstacle course"

by bigolbeefcurtain April 21, 2005

obstacle illusion

path seems blocked but really isn't

there is a road block or detour sign and it looks like you can't get there from here,but its ok its just an obstacle illusion

by Darbeab February 24, 2009

Obstacle track to success

When an otherwise talented employee is faced with a number of artifically imposed impediments to his/her promotion because he/she displays some personality trait that supervisors find threatening or objectionable.

That new account manager is smarter than the department head. The account manager speaks three languages and has an MBA. They've put him on the obstacle track to success. They're saying now that he's not getting along well with his co-workers and he doesn't seem to enjoy being here. That's supposedly why he wasn't promoted.

by North Central Johnny March 26, 2009