obbile

Your parents probably gave you a unique name like bobbilee or something so I say your a hard working person who love there family very much but is some time miss understood but you family appreciates you more than you know.

My sister is an obbile I wouldn't traid her for the world

by Siote Aizawa May 20, 2021

planned obsolescence

A business strategy where a company plans the obsolescence of a product to encourage the purchase of a newer version of a product. This can be done in several ways, ranging from bad engineering to breaking updates. Apple most famously uses this strategy to slow down iPhones and iPads of 1-2 generations back to encourage people to buy a new more expensive iPhone.

Person 1: "My iPhone is slow! I can't believe it, I have an iPhone 6 which is only 1 generation behind!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, Apple slows down the iPhone a lot via updates to try and get you to buy a new one. That's called planned obsolescence."

by pokemoneuro August 22, 2017

obsolete

"We want to sell you a new one."

That P4 is only 1.2 GHz? How do you get anything done on that obsolete pile?

by nevets February 10, 2005

obsolete

1. Your computer for work
2. Caused by Windows

SAFETY MANUAL TIP #1: Do not sit near obsolete computers
SAFETY MANUAL TIP #2: If your computer is not obsolete, install Windows

by Lusterveil April 27, 2004

Ossilena

The most awesome girl in the world. Someone you have known for a long time and have secretly been in love with for what seems like forever, then she's yours and your the most lucky guy in the world and become a little too protective over her, but it's all good

Ossilena is beautiful, caring, loving there is nothing not to love about her

by HazelEyes1992 December 20, 2016

otsile

God has given us a beautiful gift, she has come

Otsile she has came

by Ours November 23, 2021

pre-obsolescent

(adj.) Something recently acquired that, due to inferior construction, breaks before you can use it, making it useless, e.g. cheap bin liners, corporate gift pens, etc.

A: Hey, this pen I was given when attending that workshop is really shiny but it doesn’t write.

B: Yeah, that’s because it’s pre-obsolescent.

by W. T. Figo November 21, 2010