obsidian blues

When your really horny but your at school so you end up jacking off in the nurses office then aggressively fucker her in the ass. Eventually you go to jail but was it worth it?.. indeed

Dude I’m so scared I just saw someone obsidian blues

by Massive guy very big October 13, 2021

obsidian allah

the one who gave you birth and raised you. obsidian allah 🕋🕋

“bro have you heard of obsidian allah?”

“you mean the one who gave all of us birth and raised us well?”

by fartass гатboy January 13, 2020

obsidian entertainment

the worst game development company that ruined fallout new vegas for me because of all the damn bugs and glitches

obsidian entertainment ruins games

by fallout 3 pro January 7, 2012

Obsidian Cricket

An African-American with distinct facial and body features that resembles similar traits to a cricket.

"Your ass look like an obsidian cricket the way you move that hellcat around."

by Mr.GabeItches327 June 28, 2022

Harder than obsidian

Your man when he sees Pieck Finger

Her: You’re harder than obsidian!
You: I just watched a Pieck Finger edit, wanna roleplay?

by TheProGuyDudeBro April 15, 2021

Obsidian black

Lack of colour deep space with no stars absorbs all light no reflections the blackest black know to man

Did you hear of that car painted obsidian black

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

Obsidian Angel Warfare

An omega awesome clan, that is extremely beast. Everyone who is in, must like pie. Or else. Metal Gear Online is awesome.

"Damn! That guy is in Obsidian Angel Warfare (OAW)! He must like pie! They are beast you know."

by SN4KEOPS July 3, 2008