Object Show 

An American invention of a internet content (usually web series) featuring anthropomorphic objects, usually competing for something. There's also non-competition object shows.

Notable examples are Battle for Dream Island by Cary and Michael Huang, and Inanimate Insanity by Adam Katz.

"Object Shows are what represent us of all object beings." - Lightbulb from Inanimate Insanity

Object Show by Ryan900USAYT March 28, 2022

object-oriented masturbation 

the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own ego by way of using object-oriented code in places where it has no advantage instead resulting in unnecessary complication and bloat.

Objective: Sum two numbers and print the result in the format “The answer is: X” where X is the sum of the two numbers:

Object-oriented masturbation solution:

function MathLib(){

this.answer = null;
}

MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){

this.answer = x + y;
}

MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){

return this.answer;
}

function Printer(){

this.preText = ”;
}

Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){

this.preText = str;
}

Printer.prototype.out = function (str){

document.write(this.preText + str);
}

// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);

object-oriented masturbation by a304681 March 7, 2010

Object Show 

An object show is a type of animated web series or online competition where everyday objects are given personalities and compete against each other in various challenges or tasks. The objects can range from foods and household items to abstract concepts or even fictional characters.

These shows are typically divided into teams or individuals who compete in challenges that can involve puzzles, quizzes, physical tasks, or obstacle courses. The objects use their unique attributes to complete the challenges, and are eliminated either through a voting system or by failing the tasks.

Object Shows often have a host or hosts who guide the competition, provide commentary, and sometimes interact with the objects. Viewers can vote for their favorite objects or participate in determining the outcome of the challenges.

These shows have become increasingly popular among online communities, particularly on platforms like YouTube. They offer a mix of humor, storytelling, and competition that appeals to a wide range of audiences. Some Object Shows have even developed a dedicated fan base and inspired spin-offs or fan-made content.

Object shows, such as Battle for Dream Island, Inanimate Insanity, and Battle for Poorly Made Object Show, are popular among fans.

Yo, check out this cool thing called BFDI, apparently its this thing called an Object Show

Object Show by Radin Happier September 1, 2023

Object Movie 

A short or feature film influenced by object shows, often using assets with the style of the OSC.

Did you watch a new object movie?

Object Movie by Ryan900USAYT January 9, 2023

object-oriented 

1. A type of programming, that allows users to program in modular pieces.

2. A type of sexual fetish, where the afflicted insists on using foriegn items found around the house in order to heighten sexual pleasure.

1. C++ is my favorite object-oriented programming language.

2. Ozkirbus is just too object-oriented in the orgies for anyone to feel safe and have a good time.

object-oriented by DjLowballer April 9, 2005

Object of Affection 

Person that prevents concentration by the domination of one's thoughts or feelings by a persistent idea, desire, etc.

She can't eat, can't sleep, can't focus on anything until her "Object of Affection" belongs only to her!

Object of Affection by Ginger Girl May 28, 2012

object-interface unity 

o/iu.

As contrasted to ui/o (user-interface object (user input-output)).

Synthetic very-large-scale-integration chip design which sublimates programming objects into five attributive references: cyclical, bi-directional, non-linear contra-referential, radially-referential, and meta (self)-referential.

Synthetic processor in which a functional language becomes its own parser (homoiconic languages lack a distinction between data and code).

Precursor to computable entanglement (computable energy reference).

Object-interface unity would make quantum entanglement computable and therefore constructivist.

object-interface unity by sandraxine June 16, 2018