Mr. Obvious

1. Character originated on the "Bob and Tom" radio show portraying the host of a call in show of the same name.
2. Individual with the super power of blinding sarcasm.

Mr. Obvious: "Caller the reason that vibrating flashlight you found in wife's underwear drawer won't light is maybe it's not a flashlight. Let's try to narrow this down. Does it feel a little slick or greasy?" Caller "Yeah, so?"

by The Real Mr. Obvious September 21, 2008

Pointer of the Obvious

One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.

The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.

by Pointer of the Obvious August 24, 2008

obviously

when you say its not true

its obviously not true

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Obvious

Obvious ..

We may share the same core energy but it’s obvious we are not compatible whatsoever

You know what upsets me but always follow the same pattern

Taking that as my final answer as obviously what I write is attributed to yours or others multiple accounts .. stalker boys too obviously ..

I do find that the most disrespectful actually .. I have a clear writing style that evolved here and get attributed to plebs… as well as them smirking away outside my house ..

Again …

Wow …

Don’t bother with tickets anywhere ..

This or any other lifetime thanks..

Obvious .. why all the attention and bullshit outside my house continues

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You created it and now live for it and thrive on it .. pretend otherwise it you like ..

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No thanks

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by LetsTalkAboutX January 27, 2023

obviously

Louis Tomlinson's famous words when denying Larry Stylinson / the denial speech.

someone denying something: no
louis: i-ah-ive never really been asked about it directly um
it's a funny thing, i mean look people can, ehh, people can believe what the wanna believe but i just think it comes across sometimes a little bit.. um, a little bit disrespectful to the ones that i love, you know like eleanor...um... sometimes it comes across as a bit disrespectful...um, and it's like anything, i mean, like you can genuinely...if you google conspiracy on iphones, right, your gonna get a conspiracy, so i think it's just one of these things that people just love to buy into but in realit- in reality obviously there's no truth to it.
ObViOuSlY

by colorpopz December 18, 2022

Captin Obvious

This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.

Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*

Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.

Tony: yep

Skippy : Eating some pizza.

Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?

by TV CAR March 20, 2010

Oblivious

Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas is oblivious to Isabella's everyday flirting.

by TheUltimateWiseFerb August 31, 2019