Stupid, dumb, and slow type of buffoon. Always in the way and takes up all the space in the room with their XXXX-large oafy egos. Doesn't have the capacity to consider other people in the world.
Big time opportunists because they can't do anything by themselves. Even if they are old oafs and have years of oaf-life experience. Many oafs disguise themselves as real estate agents.
Big time opportunists because they can't do anything by themselves. Even if they are old oafs and have years of oaf-life experience. Many oafs disguise themselves as real estate agents.
by Oaf Killer March 29, 2018
One who embodies an unbelievable ability to execute at a high level (athletically, artistically, etc.) and seemingly forgets how to do anything else in their life except win.
1. “Damn, Drew Allar got that mad oaf in him.”
2. Right after Lebron gets a triple double: “Lebron be straight oaffin all game.”
3. Coach to his team: “I need to see some big oaf energy tonight gentlemen!”
2. Right after Lebron gets a triple double: “Lebron be straight oaffin all game.”
3. Coach to his team: “I need to see some big oaf energy tonight gentlemen!”
by Friz Khalifa September 23, 2023
by The O.T. December 17, 2010
A large cumbersome idiot with a limited vocabulary. Their bodies are normally out of proportion with the rest of them. Sausage fingers and a microscopic penis are a tell-tell sign of an Oaf. They're normally found near a blocked toilet, having just parked their breakfast there. An Oaf has a favoured past time of using his sausage fingers to check ones prostate.
OAF, n. Fat Idiot. A tall, fat arse troll that can't be taken outside into public during busy periods. 'Paul, I see you have the Oaf checking your prostate again? "Yeah, but it's nearly dinner time soon, so he has nearly finish".
by Short arse harris October 03, 2018
by asd38 May 22, 2013
1. A stupid, fat, clumsey individual who has no cordination and no real intelligence: Benson Lo;
2. A 1337 robot from woburn C.I that rocked all who faced it in the Eastern Canada Robotics Competition.
2. A 1337 robot from woburn C.I that rocked all who faced it in the Eastern Canada Robotics Competition.
1. "That oaf benson, he's burning something."
"That oaf benson, he's stealing something."
"That oaf benson, he's......doing something!"
2. "The oaf.... it owns.....period."
"That oaf benson, he's stealing something."
"That oaf benson, he's......doing something!"
2. "The oaf.... it owns.....period."
by crazycloyster November 17, 2003
Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.
"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003