Nugentard

A person or group of fans of right-wing hard rocker Ted Nugent who mimick him in every conceivable way (usually minus the long hair), meaning they are:

-redneck republicans
-closed minded christians or catholics (meaning they are very homophobic)
-Hunters very much against vegetarianism/veganism and animal rights
-Defensive of Nugent's anti drugs and alcohol stance, even though many are heavy drinkers.
-in denial about Nugent avoiding the draft in the late sixties

Aside from a perfect example of the Republican Party not being able to think for themselves, they are also just as stupid as Beliebers, though not as annoying, not as large numbers, and most of them are actually full grown men in their fourties or fifties.

Nugentard: We need Nugent as president and not another faggot loving, anti-american pussy democrat who's probably a Jew or Atheist.

Normal person: Dude you've become a total Nugentard since you started listening to Ted Nugent, so go live with the other rednecks who can't think for themselves.

by Gaaraofthedamned December 28, 2010

Nugent

The loss of bowel and bladder control out of fear of impending danger. Many small animals nugent themselves when caught by a predator as an escape mechanism. The evolutionary benefit of nugenting is that it is thought that prey animals are less appealing when covered with their own fecal matter and urine and will be dropped or otherwise left alone.

Dude, did you see that squirrel get caught by Ted's cat? He didn't die though, he nugented and escaped.

by blankreallyismyname March 14, 2016

Chris Nugent

-Noun
1. A being that is always hungry regardless of any situation

-Verb
1. To be hungry
2. To be the best at anything or activity

"Shit Chris you just ate a live pig!"- Jamal.
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!! I'M HOOOONGRY"- Chris Nugent

"Yo I'm Chris Nugent at this game"-Charles

by donkeykong11 April 10, 2009

Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).

thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

by rhinozrus February 19, 2009

ted nugent

A complete fucking moron that does a lot of cocaine. Ted Nugent is a close-minded Republican asshole.

Ted Nugent's ego shows a lack of penis width.

by Sehctib Natas Mi May 30, 2005

ted nugent

A guy who has long hair and plays (or did at one time) rock guitar but is NOT representative of what long hair or rock 'n' roll is about. He is a fucking REDNECK who likes to kill animals and supports war. "The Nuge" is a splooge.

Ted Nugent needs to put down his crossbow, smoke some marijuana, and listen to some Dead.

by Woody Thomas December 24, 2008

Ted Nugent

Asshole redneck

Ted Nugent is an asshole redneck, who gets an erection from murdering innocent animals.

by Jayne Goodwall March 8, 2009