Nymphomercial

Noun- those late night commercials for phone sex and date lines featuring scantily clad ladies that you have approximately 0.00000001% chance of actually talking to.

"I was so horny last night that I almost called the 900 number on a nymphomercial."

by E Man Groovin May 19, 2010

Nymphtress

Careoticalovicious

The little nymphtress frolicked through the majestic forest

by Careoticalovicious February 23, 2011

nymphomENIAC

someone who really really likes computers. He really can't enough of them ever since the first one came out

that guy with the white tucked in shirt, freckles, oily hair and thick glasses is a real nymphomENIAC

by anynonym August 30, 2017

nymphonegriac

someone who is addicted to sex, but exclusively with black people.

Matthew: "hey dude, wanna hit the bars tonight to try and score?"

Em: "yeah but lets go to the westside for the nice white bars"

Alex: "No can do boys. I only go to the east side bars because im a nymphonegriac"

by Kim Long March 29, 2020

Nymphoroethlisberger

A person with abnormal sexual desires for gay NFL quarterbacks.

Despite her denial, everyone in the office knows Michele is such the nymphoroethlisberger!

by CaptainBob December 12, 2006

nymphopervtress

A woman who requires frequent perverted sexual encounters and is always thinking about sex.

Keli is the original nymphopervtress.

by houtxtung4u September 19, 2007

Nymphire

An animal that is very heated up because it is on fire man. it is very rare.

That Nymphire is burning off my arm

by Block Head January 28, 2007