'New-trih-shun-olo-jist'
A self proclaimed nutrition expert, who has studied at the school of social media and googling.
A true Nutritionologist understands that life long learning is important, but that trolling is importanter.
A self proclaimed nutrition expert, who has studied at the school of social media and googling.
A true Nutritionologist understands that life long learning is important, but that trolling is importanter.
1. Hey bro, I hear you're the one to speak to in this joint regarding nutrition?
Nutritionologist: damn straight, I'll give you the low down on why keto is bull crap and how to get abs whilst eating pizza.
2. What's the difference between you and a dietician?
Nutritionologist : I have a personality... Oh and they have a butt load of education.
Nutritionologist: damn straight, I'll give you the low down on why keto is bull crap and how to get abs whilst eating pizza.
2. What's the difference between you and a dietician?
Nutritionologist : I have a personality... Oh and they have a butt load of education.
by The true terminator May 31, 2017
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A nutcatcher is a woman who has copious amounts of sex and always lets the man nut inside.
In fact, nutcatchers are deemed as such because they spend the majority of their time "catching nuts."
Nutcatchers rarely discriminate against sexual partners as they will breed with men of almost any class.
A nutcatcher is a woman who has copious amounts of sex and always lets the man nut inside.
In fact, nutcatchers are deemed as such because they spend the majority of their time "catching nuts."
Nutcatchers rarely discriminate against sexual partners as they will breed with men of almost any class.
"Guy: women are just nutcatchers. All they're good for is a quick nut and then BAM we out."
"Guy1: Not wrong."
"Guy1: Dude, half of the girls at our school are pregnant and some of them already have children at home!"
"Guy2: I KNOW. They're just like...nutcatchers, man."
"Guy: Man she let me hit it raw."
"Guy1: I'd watch out bro she's a known nutcatcher!"
"A woman just had sex with me in an alley. That was no woman that was a nutcatcher!"
"Yooooo this 40-year-old nutcatcher is really trying to sucker some SIMP into taking care of her and 4 illegitimate kids!"
"Guy1: Not wrong."
"Guy1: Dude, half of the girls at our school are pregnant and some of them already have children at home!"
"Guy2: I KNOW. They're just like...nutcatchers, man."
"Guy: Man she let me hit it raw."
"Guy1: I'd watch out bro she's a known nutcatcher!"
"A woman just had sex with me in an alley. That was no woman that was a nutcatcher!"
"Yooooo this 40-year-old nutcatcher is really trying to sucker some SIMP into taking care of her and 4 illegitimate kids!"
by beyourownhypeman January 18, 2019
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She’s definitely a nusrat
by Heygiritsme September 26, 2018
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“Oh, girl, I just watched a Nutrition Nazi rip some poor girl a new asshole for having a carton of non-soy milk in her cart at the grocery store!”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Nutrition Nazi mug.i found this in my environmental science book. you can use it as another name for sperm. it is so funny.
by cia_mrx March 14, 2007
Get the nutritious load mug.n. 1. An older male with enough money to coax a girl into staying with him, but not enough to ensure the girl is pretty.
2. Can not afford enough sugar to be a sugar daddy.
2. Can not afford enough sugar to be a sugar daddy.
"The nutra-sweet daddy picked up his participant button bride from the discount strip-club after she got off work."
by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004
Get the nutra-sweet daddy mug.An Amyl Nitrate is a drug which comes in a small brown bottle. Sniff it to get an intense but short lived high. Adds to sexual pleasure. Makes you feel warm all over.
by Jnas October 23, 2007
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