Skip to main content

Nutfuck

n. 1. One who steals your oranges; a thief. 2. One who is mentally deficient; a buffoon. v. 3. The act of stealing oranges; thievery.
"Don't nutfuck my oranges, nutfuck!"
by Kablizzy August 7, 2006
mugGet the Nutfuck mug.

MC Nutsackersaurus

A clever and verbose underground rapper who waxes poetic about such diverse (and taboo) topics as having sex with dead babies, putting a butt mask on a monkey and calling it a 'buttape', and tenticle rape hentai. MC Nutsackersaurus is known for his six syllable rapping style, and has been called 'sick', 'unrivaled' and 'jawesome' by the underground music press. Check out his soon-to-be unleashed live show, where he will rock monkey buttholes all over the western United States. Wud to you momma.
I rock monkey buttholes like a monkey butthole rocker, I kick testicules like I was playing motherfucking soccer, I didn't wipe my butt good enough this morning, my diarrhea's a river and islands are forming! wud wud
by everybody's stupid but me August 24, 2003
mugGet the MC Nutsackersaurus mug.

Nutplucker

The undesirable act of having someone pluck your pubic hair off your balls one at a time, until you are smooth like a baby's ass.
That woman I met last night, whoah....she was a nutplucker!
by Goatblaster February 7, 2007
mugGet the Nutplucker mug.

nuttyfucker

1) A stupid idiot who does not even know that he or she is stupid
2) A child who acts like a little brat, around three years of age
Definition 1: My dad is a nuttyfucker.
Definition 2: That kid in first grade is a nuttyfucker.
by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003
mugGet the nuttyfucker mug.

nutbucket

Man, this nutbucket is makin' my balls itch!
by cycoivan September 21, 2005
mugGet the nutbucket mug.

Nutbucker

a provacative and irrestible female. Someone that everybody loves. They dont like being called names. And if you play a prank on them you better watch your back.
I tried to screw with that nutbucker, but she got me back good.

Have you seen that nutbucker? she's a total knockout.
by Total Hottie January 29, 2008
mugGet the Nutbucker mug.

nutfuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...
by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008
mugGet the nutfuckle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email