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nutcrack

The precise point on the male body where the nuts meet the asscrack; tends to be easily irritated by cheap underwear and rough toilet paper
Damn, my nutcrack is really chaffin' today!
by AAAAAARGH ! Davey Jones September 16, 2008
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nutcrackers

He was wearing nutcrackers to the club.
by gymnasty October 26, 2010
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Nutwrap

The outer lining that covers the testes that is located behind the penis.
"She wasnt even suckin' my ball sack...It was more like she was biting my nutwrap"
by bostooon November 6, 2007
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nutcracking

The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.
Oh man, I'm totally nutcracking it right now!
by Twin D-hoo June 1, 2010
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nutcrackering

Tim: Hey Loverboy are you ready for some sweet sweet backdoor action now or what?
Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!
by Captain James T. Chez January 10, 2015
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son of a nutcracker

you hit your thumb with a hammer

and you say son of a nutcracker
by jschli6 March 7, 2014
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nutcracker

A tough woman who, when provoked, will literally crack your nuts.
Oh boy, don't mess with Hilary, she's a nutcracker!
by p3214 May 25, 2009
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