Slap of the nut

used to enquire if anyone is interested in going for a kick of the football (AFL or soccer).

Damo: Hey Simo whats up?
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also

by SimCouta March 10, 2011

nut slapping

When your balls swing to and fro, hitting your grundle and the womans mound when giving her a furious pounding resulting in a a pleasant "shuck-shuck-shuck" sound.

Dude, I was banging this bitch so hard last night she got a savage nut slapping

by The Nut Slapper August 31, 2006

The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022

Nutslapper

A tremendously long bowl movement which, upon evacuating the rectum, falls forward, slapping the back of the scrotum before falling into the toilet.

Nate took a huge dump. One turd in particular was so long that it wound up being a nutslapper.

by thezfunk March 10, 2010

Atomic nutslapper

An Atomic Nutslapper is when you are getting head and your girl starts to punch your testicles like a boxer using a speed bag.

Person 1:Yo I heard you got head from Misty and she gave you an Atomic nutslapper
Person 2:Yeah my fucking testicles hurt bad

by fuckcalebs November 24, 2019

Napalm Nutslap

When your partner uses a propane torch to rid your nutsack of pubes and slaps the fire out

There's nothing like a napalm nutslap to get primed for sexy times

by Bozfelcher November 6, 2018

nutslap

the sounds your nuts make when slapping the ass of your partner during heightened sex

Also, a good term for someone you might already refer to as douchebag.

See douchebag

Your mom likes my nutslap

by jacobsack December 4, 2003