Nurse Ass

The ass that a nurse gets from sitting in a chair for 12 hours and wearing loose fitting scrubs with elastic waistbands that fail to indicate you are slowly gaining weight. The key features are the side to side swaying and inner thigh swishing that occurs as they walk down the hall.

Guy #1: Hey man, check out that ass over there! Just how I like it.

Guy #2: She's got quite the nurse ass.

by TFB Nurse2 October 1, 2012

Filipina nurse

She's the one thing--and in fact, the only thing--that makes your hospital stay tolerable.

Duke: When I was in the hospital for three days after my surgery, I had this really cute Filipina nurse named Carmelita. Man, she is one fine pinay!

Luke: I'm jealous, dude. Last time I was in, all I had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly-ass Nurse Ratched types.

by whimzzical June 19, 2010

Nurse Ratched

The antagonist in the 1962 Ken Kesey novel "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and in the 1975 movie of the same title. The overbearing, cruel, perfectionist nurse (ranked number 5 in AFI's list of Greatest Movie Villains) rules the asylum in the story with an iron fist.

The name "Nurse Ratched" can be applied as an insult to a person (usually a woman) of similar characteristics.

"No TV for the rest of the week and I'm coming up there to unplug the Playstation once your father gets home. You'll get worse until I see an A on your next report card" Mom said.

"Why don't you just cut my heart out, Nurse Ratched!" Timmy cried.

by Inspector Javert January 10, 2006

nurse maid

A woman servant who takes care of children after the weaning and till the end of adolescence.

"My nurse maid Marina took care of me and my brothers till we accomplish eighteen years old".

by Willhelmina Plowes January 10, 2010

Hello nurse

Not originated by the Animaniacs, this was a running gag in vaudeville... a catcall to call attention to a fine looking individual passing by.

*scantily clad curvaceous person sashays into line of sight*

"Hello Nurse!"

or more appropriately

"Helllloooooo, Nurse!"

by djtonyb August 6, 2009

Nurse Kitty

A euphemism for comfort sex.

Can you come over now, Nurse Kitty?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

Shark nurse

A nurse whose sole intent in life is to bag herself a rich doctor.

"A handsome med student like you better watch out for the shark nurses!"

by Fuddler May 3, 2013