nonsexual crush
nonsexual crush by wery July 26, 2006
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Narsexual
Being sexualy atracted to narwhals.
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Unsexual
Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.
Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"
Unsexual by Immortal-Jake January 22, 2007
Nonusexual
An otherwise straight dude who experiences strong sexual urges at the sight of New Zealand rugby player Ma'a Nonu.
In part this phenomenon can be explained by the fact that Nonu, whilst a feared competitor in a physical game, has girly hair, a tendency to wear eye make-up and, despite being an international athlete, a sizeable rack.
In part this phenomenon can be explained by the fact that Nonu, whilst a feared competitor in a physical game, has girly hair, a tendency to wear eye make-up and, despite being an international athlete, a sizeable rack.
Calvin: Dude, whoa, hot chick alert. And she's playing some sort of wierd netball in a tight black shirt.
Marshall: Its rugby you Nonusexual
Franklin: Man I got with this chick last week and took her back to my place. But it just wasn't happening. Then the rugby came on and I saw Ma'a. Stiff as a board straightaway and got the job done.
Keith: Hmm, sounds like Nonusexuality to me
Marshall: Its rugby you Nonusexual
Franklin: Man I got with this chick last week and took her back to my place. But it just wasn't happening. Then the rugby came on and I saw Ma'a. Stiff as a board straightaway and got the job done.
Keith: Hmm, sounds like Nonusexuality to me
Nonusexual by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013
Gunsexual
Someone who identifies as Gunsexual is both physically and sexually attracted to firearms. Gunsexuals will often be in relationships with multiple guns large and small. Gunsexuals do not choose to be gunsexual but are actually born that way. Scientists have found physical traits exhibited in gunsexuals that give root to the idea that they were born the way they are. Those physical traits are small penis and micro-penis. Currently no nation or state recognizes Human-Gun marriage. Humans mate with guns usually by insertion of the penis (males) into the barrel of said gun or by insertion of the gun into the vagina (females) or the anus (males or females). Gunsexualism is most predominant in the south where guns can be found to sleep with their sister guns.
Cleetis is gunsexual and is in the closet about being attracted to his AR-15. He claims that he is just "exercising his second amendment right" and "protecting himself" but he secretly uses it to insert and stimulate his anus, as do most owners of said weapon.
Naysexual
A lack of sexuality, not straight, not gay. I complete lack of sexual desire. Not interested in anyone of the opposite gender, but not homosexual.
Neinsexual
Neinsexual : a person who has a sexual attraction but doesn't act upon it and chooses to be neutral.
I identify as Neinsexual, I have a sexual attraction but when I act upon the attraction I act different and weak to temptations and lust. I don't like it, but feel better being neutral and I can be myself with out all the conflict! Also feel like myself lot more too and don't have to keep going back and forth and choose.
Neinsexual by Contentinator May 19, 2018