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Get the Numpty mug.When someone is so bad at fucking that you can barely feel it, they can be called a Numbfuck.
Numbfuck can also be used as an insult to someone who is blindingly stupid.
Numbfuck can also be used as an insult to someone who is blindingly stupid.
Girl 1: Omg, Brad and I did it last night!
Girl 2: Really? How was it?
Girl 1: He's a total numbfuck!
Girl 2: Ah, that's too bad.
or
Woman: Angelica! Why did you put the butter in the microwave? You're a total Numbfuck!
Girl 2: Really? How was it?
Girl 1: He's a total numbfuck!
Girl 2: Ah, that's too bad.
or
Woman: Angelica! Why did you put the butter in the microwave? You're a total Numbfuck!
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Get the numpty mug.It is commonly used to describe a person who is a bit on the slow side of things and has a general delayed reaction to most subjects ,especially humour. It originates from the word numpfty
In reality the word actually doesn’t seem that offensive and sort of sounds like something your nan or partner would call you if you were acting the ejet i.e falling down a flight of stairs
In reality the word actually doesn’t seem that offensive and sort of sounds like something your nan or partner would call you if you were acting the ejet i.e falling down a flight of stairs
Victim: *clips ankle off the side of Ben 10 scooter
Attacker(Joshua): what ya after doing you numpft
Attacker(Joshua): what ya after doing you numpft
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