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Piggly Noises

Noises that are intended to imitate the sound that pigs make. They are mostly used to annoy people. There are two types of piggly noises: the snort and the squeal.
Student: *snorts and squeals*

Teacher: God Dangit! Stop makin those Piggly Noises!!!!
by george133 July 31, 2010
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whale noises

The gibberish you write when you don't want to text someone who texts you. This method gets them to stop texting you. Works every time!
Whale noises are the following: "masldkfjalksjdflaksd"
by whalenoises123 September 12, 2010
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loud noises

A euphemism used typically on the internet at the time when a person is abusing caps. The term comes from the movie Anchorman when the characters in the movie are arguing loudly and the character Brick suddenly screams LOUD NOISES at random.
Noob: OMG WTF DON'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? ALL YOU DO IS PISS PEOPLE OFF AND MAKE ME MAD OMG GTFO.
Troll: LOUD NOISES.
by Amuzani March 5, 2012
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Courtesy Noises

Giving "covering fire" for someone using the restroom in public places. Also can be an accident by unknowing patrons, such as sinks, air dryers and flushing toilets. Ultimate sign of friendship when done on purpose
I am having liquid ass fire in taco bell, luckily the air dryer has a long run time giving me courtesy noises
by gasshole October 26, 2011
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sex noises

when a man and woman are "doing it" and are making noises at the same time. Ushually its the female yelling "FUCK ME, DONT STOP, HARDER, HARDER" or "TAP THAT ASS" and the male yelling "WHOS YOUR DADDY?! YES.. RIGHT THERE" this prooving that they are enjoying themselves continously while him shooving his PENIS in her HAIRY PUSSY.
"OMG... FUCK ME,.. HARDER.. UH, UH, UH, COMMON, DO IT... YES... UH HUH, YES... DO THAT TO ME ONE MORE TIME.... BABY... OH BABY.." usually followed by orgasm.
by Victoria November 28, 2004
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Goat Noises

An oral imitation of a goat or sheep's bleat followed by an extremely loud obscenity or expression. This is best characterized qualitatively by rapidly articulating a monotone. For the greatest desired effect, execute in a quiet area where the noise maker can remain anonymous yet achieve the desired effect: i.e. a dark auditorium or movie theater. Cursing in said situations is optional.
"Meh-eh-eh-eh... FUCK"
"For the love of monkey teats! Who the gay is making Goat Noises?!"
by GoatNoise September 18, 2009
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Nursess

(Pronouced nur-sess)

One's hot personal nurse, as well as mistress.
Dude: Dude, I got a nasty papercut!
Bro: Oh dude, yeah that’s pretty nasty. You should get your nursess to take care of you.
by Greenskin009 April 24, 2011
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