nutify

When the guy is about to finish and the girl wants to know when so she isn’t surprised; being notified of the nut

Girl: make sure you nutify me so we don’t make a mess
Boy: okay I will

by Bri Gog February 27, 2020

nudifice

The act of running naked around the house while changing clothes. Also applies when the person is wearing see-through threadbare underwear.

Stop running around the house nudifice!

by B Chan March 22, 2004

Nudity Buffer

The average amount of time it takes a man to visualize a woman naked.

I cant talk to her now, Im well past the nudity buffer.

by Dj Blues November 13, 2003

nunify

to turn someone into a nun

we must nunify her...can't have our daughter being a slut

by emma freud January 4, 2011

Bullet-Proof Nudity

The concept that the less armor or clothing a person wears, the more agile, less encumbered, and distracting they are in a combat situation.

This concept is mostly associated with females, but not exclusive.

After equipping the extremely skimpy bikini-armor, the battle was won as a result of "bullet-proof nudity."

by bbilbo1 March 25, 2010

Public nudity

where a person is totally naked in public.something that is totally natural and no one elses business if you are except for someone that thinks you have a totally awesome body and wants to fuck.

what do you think about public nudity?

by Deep blue 2012 November 5, 2009

disaster nudity

Identified first by comidienne Margaret Cho, disaster nudity is the semi-clothed state where one is wearing only a shirt, or only a coat, or is missing pants or underwear. It is called "disaster nudity" because it looks like one was "in the shower and there was an earthquake," so one just had to throw on what was readily available.

Girl: Oh mylanta, I'm so tired of my boyfriend walking around in just a t-shirt. No one wants to see flaccid man junk that early in the morning. Or when they're making toast.
Girl's Friend: Wow. Sounds like Disaster Nudity to me. You gotta have a talk with that fashion-challenged dbag.

by Princess_Aria October 31, 2009