ted nugent

A complete fucking moron that does a lot of cocaine. Ted Nugent is a close-minded Republican asshole.

Ted Nugent's ego shows a lack of penis width.

by Sehctib Natas Mi May 30, 2005

ted nugent

A guy who has long hair and plays (or did at one time) rock guitar but is NOT representative of what long hair or rock 'n' roll is about. He is a fucking REDNECK who likes to kill animals and supports war. "The Nuge" is a splooge.

Ted Nugent needs to put down his crossbow, smoke some marijuana, and listen to some Dead.

by Woody Thomas December 24, 2008

Ted Nugent

Asshole redneck

Ted Nugent is an asshole redneck, who gets an erection from murdering innocent animals.

by Jayne Goodwall March 8, 2009

Nugent

The ability to pound a 30 by yourself...with no help at all.

I pulled a Nugent last night and ended up in the Emergency Room

by benarfa November 10, 2009

ted nugent

its when you sleep with a girl and she gets up to leave the room and you crossbow her in the back.

Chris got mad at Evelyn so he gave her a ted nugent when she when to the bathroom.

by Musclepants July 11, 2006

Nugent

General retard at life. Expresses hate towards pigeons and ethnicities other than Caucasian. Often heard talking bullshit that no one wants to hear.

Yeah he's a Josh Nugent.

by Dizzey. August 9, 2010

Nugentarianism

A semi-vegetarian dietary choice, in which a person, known as a nugentarian, eats any combination of vegetables, fruit, nuts, beans and wild caught animal. A nugentarian prefers to catch their own food, by trap or hunt and will not consume farm raised animals.

I'm not a vegetarian, I practice nugentarianism, therefore I must catch my own animals for meat.

by breese-o-matic August 24, 2008