Nobed

A nobed is basically a prick or an idiot. Generally not the smartest or most likeable

Tim. I just bought a bottle of coke. Lee. How mutch. Jim. 3 quid. Ur a fuckin nobed jim

by Leeshai Baker December 22, 2018

Noobed

Nerds get noobed - Gandhi

U got noobed bitch

by Gogy January 29, 2021

Nobes

A person who has no balls. Can also be used as an adjective in the form of "nobesy".

That nobes thinks he's tight with the head cheerleader. That game last night was nobesy.

by Fapking October 28, 2011

Nobellium Uranium

how to say No u in a fucking smartass way

Jake Paul: Ur Mum Gay
______________ *insert ur name*: NOBELLIUM URANIUM

by Nobellium Uranium October 16, 2018

Nobelium Uranium

The better and smarter version of the ultimate comeback: No u.

When said it makes you sound smarter and also confuses the crap out of the victim, if their IQ is not above 9000.

Person 1: You’re mom is straightn’t
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Yesn’t u
Person 2: No u^2
Person 1: Nobelium Uranium
Person 2: Oof

by iGood July 27, 2018

nobed

a man with a head in the shape of a penis.

nicholas young is a nobed, his mother is a rasterfarian.

by Ollie February 4, 2005

Noobesaurus

An ancient noob, one who has been around for a long time, but has not climbed the evolutionary scale to become Uberleet.

"OMG a noobesaurus!/"
"You've been here for 1 year, yet you still are the biggest Noob around..Your such a Noobesaurus."

by Toadthehelper October 3, 2006