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douche nozzle sucker

The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.
"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."
by silly girl :) August 4, 2009
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drizzle nozzle

The semen that drips out of one's tip after it becomes flaccid again after sex or masturbation.
"Aw shit son, I got drizzle nozzle, ruinin' my pants."
by Jackrabbit Or Duck June 3, 2009
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douche nozzle

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.
1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.
by sowcow50 May 25, 2005
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fo shizzel my nizzel

i concur whole heartedly my african american brother.
a.lets hang n my crib
b.fo shizzel my nizzel
by boo93 December 23, 2008
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Wizz nozzle

"Hey be careful not to zip up your wizz nozzle after going to bathroom"
by Lynzdraugh October 5, 2019
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guzzle the nozzle

To suck someone's dick viciously.
Damn! You must really like him to pull down his pants and guzzle the nozzle right there!
by glxwsquid June 10, 2023
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joose nozzles

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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