Newfane is a small town in Niagara County, New York, and the citizens of this fine town have a habit of referring to family friends/acquaintances/neighbors as their "cousins", "aunts", or "uncles"; when no blood or marital relation exists.
Someone: "My cousin/aunt/uncle is coming into town this weekend and we're having a party."
Me: "Is it your real cousin/aunt/uncle, or is it a Newfane cousin/aunt/uncle? "
Me: "Is it your real cousin/aunt/uncle, or is it a Newfane cousin/aunt/uncle? "
by Your (Newfane) Mom November 3, 2011
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Hey man how do you get to Newfane , New York?
Drive to Buffalo, then go Northeast until you see teachers striking and a black lake with dead trout.
Thanks brotha.
Drive to Buffalo, then go Northeast until you see teachers striking and a black lake with dead trout.
Thanks brotha.
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