noughtfolio

A term used to describe the folder or portfolio where you put some of the worst 'creative work' shite you've had to produce for your clients. So called because it contains nothing good.

Phew, what a stinker that presentation was! The client wanted footage of England winning the Rugby World Cup four years ago interspersed with boring statements about their business that had nothing to do with rugby victories that took place four years ago. One for my noughtfolio.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson October 9, 2007

Nought

The thought that will make you nut. Oftentimes porn is insufficient and you have to fantasise about other women to ejaculate. Said fantasy is the nought.

Damn, I had a really good nought yesterday but I lost it. Should have avoided porn so that I could've concentrated on the nought

by Xyko June 6, 2018

Queef Nougat

When dried up particles of male ejaculatory matter ejaculate out of the vagina in an elegant, chunky, but almost French fashion.

"Ma cherie, qu'est-ce que c'est ce Queef Nougat sur ma face?" "C'est tres elegant, mon cherie"

by le queef nougat August 3, 2016

nougat

sweet, white, sticky, candy

evan mispronounces "nougat" each time he says it. according to him, it sounds like "nugget".

by michelle February 9, 2004

Nought to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis

*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

nougat farmer

someone who gets their car painted in a AMC parking lot. A person (Matt F) who is a compleat n00b.

by Krystyna September 24, 2003

Nought

A nobody. A non-achiever. Also implies an arsehole due to the shape of a nought. Used in South African boarding schools.

"He's a nought. He doesn't play rugby or any sport. His school results are below average. Hangs out with losers. He's a nought."

by Qiezi March 9, 2017