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Playing a Brown Note

1. Another term for doing a fart

2. An expansion on the definition of a mythical noise that induces instantaneous bowel evacuation
Sniff, sniff.... "Did you just play a brown note? Oh yuck"

or

What are you doing honey?

Aww nothin....Playing a brown note
by ruby_wednesday April 19, 2010
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chug a brown note

Musically:
To generate {using a suitable analogue instrument such as a bass guitar} an amplified pulsing bass note which may cause people to loose control of their rectum and shit themselves.

Fetish/Sex option 1:
To eat poo direct from a person's anus, more specificaly to induce gagging or vomiting by taking a turd into the throat direct from the anus of another person.

Fetish/Sex option 2:
For a man to go down on hands and knees and their partner to bend their penis back between their legs and perform oral sex from behind - then the man will defecate onto his penis and the face of his partner.
Heck that bassline was so loud it was like chugging a brown note man!

Get down biatch and chug a brown note.
by Olly Bass Corpse January 23, 2008
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Black note

Its basically bad news, a death note or a price tag on someones head.
Harrison: Hey buddy, you got a black note.
Jackson: Ahh no I just got off the hook!
Harrrison: Well, see ya in Mexico!

(If you'll make it that far...)
by [DeathNote] June 5, 2009
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Brown Note

An extremely low frequency sound that causes Democrats to lose control of their bowels.

This refers to the January 19, 2010 US Senate election in Massachusetts to fill the seat vacated by the late Ted Kennedy. Republican Scott Brown convincingly defeated Democrat Martha Coakley, who was overwhelmingly favored to win in a state that had not elected a Republican in 40 years.
When Martha Coakley lost the 2010 US Senate election, every Democrat in America heard the Brown note.
by WHOSYERDADDY January 20, 2010
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brown note

a low octave sound above low E# that causes eratic bowel movements. lick my balls
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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bent as a nine bob note

Extremely homosexual.

British slang, "bent" being slang for gay, and a "nine bob note" being a fictitious currency ("bob" is slang for shilling, or post-decimalization, a five pent coin).

Similar to US slang "queer as a three dollar bill".
That guy in the hot pants was bent as a nine bob note!
by Matunos January 24, 2009
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