nosebleed seats

Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.

"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."

by Nigellus December 18, 2007

nosebleed section

The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.

We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.

by Webster April 20, 2004

Frosty Nosebleed

When one cums in their partner's nose after sexual relations, especially blowjobs.

I knew sexy time was over when I gave her a frosty nosebleed. RIP in Pepperonis sex life :(

by SeveyIsGay April 15, 2015

Anime Nosebleed

An anime nosebleed is when an anime character or someone in real life gets a nosebleed due to seeing something sexual. Whilst this doesn't happen as much in real life, it is possible, because seeing something can lead to a raise in blood pressure, which can cause a nosebleed.

Joey: Yo have you seen the trailer for season 5 of dat anime???
Matt: Yeah someone got an anime nosebleed in it lol.

by A_single_bean June 2, 2019

Australian Nosebleed

Code name for a woman's period. It's like a regular nosebleed, but down under.

"What's wrong with Jenny?"
"She has an Australian Nosebleed."

by toadthesavior April 19, 2015

monthly nosebleed

The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).

Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?

Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Dutch Nosebleed

When the man cums in the womens nose and it runs out the other nostril.

"When she said she wanted a nosejob I gave her a dutch nosebleed"

by Tranzlater July 15, 2014