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The Northstate

The part of California farther north than Sacramento. Has to be called "The Northstate" because the middle part of California took the name Northern California already. The part of California that would be turned into Jefferson if California was split into 6 states. Mostly empty and the middle of nowhere. Actually has cold weather and snow. The northern parts of it have winter for 6 months. This is the part of California where Mount Shasta is.

A mix of hippies and rednecks live here. It's more like a mix of Oregon and Nevada than part of California. The Northstate is only technically but not really part of California because no one in the rest of California has heard of it and the news/weather reports for it always come from Oregon or Nevada.
I didn't even know the Northstate existed before I moved to Weed.
by tyop August 30, 2014
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Northstate

The part of Northern California that's so far north that California doesn't know that it's part of California. Also known as Jefferson or that part of California with nothing in it. Pretty much everything in California that's north of Sacramento. The place where California steals its water from. Gets its weather reports from Oregon and Nevada news stations because California abandoned it. It's colder than Oregon. Has no cities with more than 100,000 people. Has towns with funny names like "Bieber," "Weed," and "Yreka." This is where Mount Shasta and Mount Lassen are and where the Sacramento river starts.
Someone from California when in the Northstate: What state is this?
Someone from the Northstate: This is part of California, but everyone here calls it the Northstate.
by Upstanding Gent June 15, 2016
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Northeastern Thumb Slime Ogre

Thumb shaped humans that live in the North-East that begin to smell from the slime that forms in the armpits due to a lack of bathing and excessive sweating from obesity accompanied by baggy clothing when humans usually reach a weight over 300lbs and is at least 6'2.
Elie used to be a stud but after all those nuggets and Oreos he is having a hard time showering. He's literally turning into a Northeastern Thumb Slime Ogre!
by realslimkfarmachusetts December 11, 2021
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Northcote

Northcote is the 'wog' suburb mostly known for greeks, with a great shopping strip known as 'high street' with excellent coffee shops and pubs. Although a great area with expensive qualities and excellent personalities. It is well known from the teenage generation as 'the junky side of town' with a great place for them to kick back known as the store 'rays'. the teenagers can cause a great amount of trouble with tax drivers mostly, Northcote Station is another place you don't want to be seen late at night unless you want your head kicked in. besides the stupid teenagers that hang around 'Rays' and 'Stuzzis'. Northcote shows excellent potential. Northcote is also known as the gay suburb of Melbourne.
bro, lets go northcote we need to go have a mikka at 'rays' bro
by rudenko April 16, 2011
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Northfaced

Drinking excessive quantities of generic alcohol (ex. Budlight and Captain Morgan) and proceeding to make a douchebag out of ones self.
Frat boys and sorority girls are known for getting Northfaced!
by Nietzsche's Bulldog February 21, 2011
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north gate

he most hardcore hood in North sac. unlike the manors and the heights it has real niggaz. niggaz kno how to get they doe and run frum the 5 O.
Ayyy that nigga from the heights just got shot cause he was messin wit sum north gate niggaz
by $@CtO Hu$TL@ March 13, 2010
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Northeasterner

Someone from the northeast corner of the United States (East of Ohio and North of Maryland). Common traits include snobbish elitism, thinking 85 degrees is extreme heat, thinking people in the middle of the country either live in destitute or in the Wild West, being over-the-top and irrational in their sports fandom (particularly Eagles fans), having terrible food tastes, thinking those living in a rural area live in the wilderness, and more

They can be identified by their abnormal accents (especially those from Boston). Synonyms include yankee, east coaster, and New Englander.
Northeasterner: You said you’re from Tulsa, right? You guys still ride hours everywhere? I think I saw that in a documentary.

Other person: Wow, you’re such a northeasterner. You’re so out of touch with your fellow Americans.
by MahomesForMVP November 14, 2019
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