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Dixie Normus

A really bad name. Say it fast and you will hear. Can be used to describe a man's genitalia.
That guy's dixie normus
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Dixie Nourmous

A way of saying someone dick is enourmous
Me: Types Dixie Nourmous in kahoot and wins
Teacher: who's dixie nourmous
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooO
by JOe and yuri October 24, 2019
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Madixi normus syndrome

Madixi normus is a syndrome not all males are born with. It’s genetically passed sometimes it can skip a child, But once you have the disease you will continue to have symptoms for the remainder of your life

Symptoms include: Hangloitis or tum-a-necaps
(symptoms are almost immediately active when u have this disease.)
Having this syndrome will force you to buy bigger pants sweat pants are usually not a smart choice with having the Madixi normous disease!!!!

: Longstroking
: heavy jeans
: occasional irritation or discomfort

: “ The Print” or malecameltoe

:hanglotudafloitis or tuma-nekaps

women tend to go crazy and it is very common to change their emotions As well intensify’s their sex drive.

Doctors are usually helpless in this kind of senario. They attempt to mock the disease with enhancements and silly pills but the Real Madixi normus syndrome or disease lies dormant and passed down usually if your father had it. No medication is necessary!!!
While getting my monthly physical today the doctor told me I’m showing symptoms of madixi normus syndrome.
by Dr. Fell good July 19, 2021
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Normons

The normons are like the mormons .....but normal. Normal being boring..... conforming with, adhering to, or constituting a norm, standard, or type. If this is you then you are a normon I am sorry you had to find out this way. You are evil just like The Mormons.

The normons believe an acient prophet complied a sacred history of normal and suitable behaviours, which was translated and published by the leader of the normons, the evil Doctor Phil ! Thats right I am exposing him! They must be stopped! They believe that you must be normal and uninteresting to lead a good life, they are an evil group who go around and force this belief onto other people trying to "save" them.
My cat got run over today, it is all the Normons fault! Stupid Normons!
by Team Amazing Version B May 18, 2006
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normosexual

Adopting sexual behaviour in a normal, not perverse, way; heterosexual.
Most of the people in the world are normosexual.
by uttam maharjan July 3, 2010
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NORMUS

-Wojtek ale z ciebie normus pierdolony
-Pepega
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Normus

Normus: Something of great size or power.

Often associated with male genitalia. Derived from Greg Norman’s infamous beach photograph.
Damn son! Did you see the size of that dude’s thang!? That was normus yo!”
by Brckhause March 25, 2021
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