Nordic Track

To grab one's ankles during coitus in the missionary position, and move the legs back and forth like your riding a Nordic Track to orgasm.

"I rode Lynn like a Nordic Track last night, it was epic! I don't think she'll tell her friends about THAT ONE!"

by drewniverse March 27, 2010

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Nordic Hammer

A straight arm closed fist over the head strike of power in which you boink someone right on top of da dome piece while running towards them. A new type of street fighting in which you just start boinking niggas on top da head and taking all their monies when da end up in comas. The most successful Nordic Hammers are also very good at Whack-A-Mole.

Yo, I was at a party the other night and a fight broke out. Then this nigga came out of nowhere and started dropping Nordic Hammers on everyone.......even girls and babies they all in comas with crushed skulls.

by TipDeep207 August 30, 2010

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nordic thunder cock

A very very large cock belonging to a Nordic or viking-esk large hairy man.

Wow, look at that Viking's nordic thunder cock as it plunges into the depths of her Icelandic ocean!

by Mystic Waves April 29, 2006

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quebec nordiques

Fucking awesome team who are now the Colorado Avalanche. They are gnarly.

Dude he really Quebec Nordiqued it UP!

by j03 April 8, 2004

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tim nordwind

1. Noun - Is the bassist for OK Go. Met lead singer Damian Kulash at summer camp when they were 12. Wears wicked black rimmed birth control glasses. Rocks super hard. May actually be the second coming of Christ.

2. Adjective - When something is super wicked and awesome in only the coolest, quirkiest way possible.

1. Hey look! It's Tim Nordwind!

2. Oh that jacket is total tim nordwind. You should totally buy it now.

by captaineri March 21, 2007

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