Nordic Tug

When your girl puts her hands in the freezer then gives you a hand job.

Damn brah, Sally gave me the most frigid Nordic Tug ever last night! I think my dick has frostbite!

by Not Mark Twain April 21, 2016

Nordic Ski Girls

The Nordic Ski team girls beat all the boys and they are wicked hot!! They are the hottest girls in school and they wear crazy SPANDEX!! All girls wish they could be as fast as they are and all guys wish they could get in their spandex!!

guy 1: Did you see those hot girls getting on that bus yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeahh, they looked hot in that spandex! damnnnn!! they nordic ski girls!

by jgj May 28, 2007

nordical

something that relates to the scandinavian countries or to nordic skiing. often used to describe an item of clothing used in nordical skiing when worn doing something other than nordic. it usually describes sweaters, spandex, or extremely sexy suspender pants

nordic dude 1: "check out that full body spandex"
nordic dude 2: "yeah, those chicks are so nordical"

by princessflower November 25, 2010

Nordic nectar

A combination of purple G2 Gatorade, sprite, and vodka. A very popular drink amongst the nords, very strong but tasty (dangerous).

I would like to order a Nordic nectar please.

by 6Nord9 November 19, 2020

nordication

any type of fornication on a nordic track; this tends to cause a ruckus throughout the house and disturb those unfortunate enough to hear it

dude...did you hear the nordicating that was going on earlier?
nordication...ftl

by gypsytears44 March 2, 2010

Nordic Blowjob

When a girl puts ice cubes in her mouth and gives you a blowjob.

Guy1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a blowjob, and she had ice cubes in her mouth."
Guy2: "Yeah, a Nordic Blowjob."

by Erik Smarglesson August 7, 2009

nondickeryment

The act of not being a dick.

My iTunes is finally working again! I wonder if this nondickeryment is here to stay.


Come on, you're too nice. I'm sick of your nondickeryment; show some spine!

by LizPresto March 3, 2009