Nomf

The possible sound that you make when you stuff your mouth with a part of pillow or anything soft. It doesn't have to include biting the soft.

Dood1: (sitting on a couch) Hey man,have somethin' to eat?
Dood2: Nah.
Dood1: Ok! (stuffs his mouth with a pillow) *nomf*

Dood3: dafuq ?

by Guest1314 April 9, 2017

nomful

When food is so good you know your going to eat embarrassing amounts of it.

Can be used in both the present and past tense.

Word is deprived of nom and shameful

That chocolate cake looks nomful

That pizza was nomful

by yazmac June 13, 2010

Noomer Poomer

A male of Egyptian decent, who resembles that of an over-weight Hindu rapist.

I’m never going back to Willow-brook Mall, way to many Noomer Poomers

by NJCoptic September 10, 2019

Noof

A bizarre and senseless misintepretation of the name 'Dave'.

Phone Caller: "Hi Roberto, it's Dave. Is Mike there?"
Roberto: "Sure, let me put you on hold."
Mike: "Who is on hold for me?"
Roberto: "I think it's Noof."

by Noofnoof January 8, 2009

noof noof

The noise a mouse makes.

"Noof noof!" says Laura when she is drunk.

by Jocy poo bum May 14, 2006

NootFloox N Chool

When you like to watch movies and cuddle with a scanadinavian.

Derived from Sunday Dec. 3, 2017 trivia question stating "There's no exact English translation for which Danish word and concept that combines coziness, warmth, intimacy, and quality time?"

The answer: Nöt Flöx N Chöl (pronounced "noot floox n chool").

Guy One: Check out this hot blonde from sweden...
Guy Two: You gonna ask her to NootFloox n Chool?
Guy One: Chyeahhhh bruddah!

by GragnolaBar December 14, 2017

Noomer

a noomer is a old executive of a news station that thinks they are catering to teens, when the only people that watch the news are middle aged men and women.

“bro did you see the section about memes on NBC? they said they provoke racist and unruly behavior”

“those noomers know nothing. don’t watch the news.”

by kannon on youtube May 29, 2020