nooned

when someone gets killed or knocked out

i just nooned that guy hes out cold

by daddydickmaster December 22, 2020

Nookem

A person who tends to enjoy snuggletime, wappyland and tisses. They may also be referred to as "nookemhead".

These people are in fact THE best in the world and rival anyone at anything.

It is very hard to become a "nookem", as only 2 people in the universe share this title.

"oh nookem, but i does wuv you... HEAPS!"

"you is the bestest nookem in all of the land"

by nookemhead June 11, 2009

top nocked

top nocked is when a male gets his penis stuck in a glass bottle.

i got top nocked in a the coke bottle.

by alex gay January 20, 2005

Nooker

An adult Chinook Salmon caught in fresh water. Often combined with the type of Chinook IE Blackmouth Nooker, Not to be confused with a free hooker which is also a Nooker. Together these may create awkward conversations. See Example

Son: Hey Mom, Joe and I went down to the river and busted out 3 Nookers and one was a blackmouth.
Mom: You did what?

by JumpinJim1566 October 26, 2011

nooneder

Synonym to No Wonder. It is used when the person typing to you is either drunk, stupid, tired, sleepy, or does not know how to use letters below "T" on a cell phone.

Zone MonkRX: I had a midday nap
wastedday542: i did too
wastedday542: from 2:30- 4:30
wastedday542: but...mun is a sleep depriving bitch
Zone MonkRX: nooneder you didn't do any of your HW

by mRX November 14, 2006

Nooke

The area of the shoulder and inner arm where a cute girl would be perfect to cuddle in.

That girl so wants to cuddle in my nooke.

by chrisjankins September 10, 2009

noobed

Similar to owned or pwned. extremely embarrassed; either by oneself, by another individual, or having brought such extreme embarrassment to another individual, that the event deserves such a special proclamation that no other word will quite suffice in the situation. Often results in uncontrollable outbursts of emotion, panic attack, or even instant death.

"You've been noobed", "That complex analysis exam noobed my ass", "I lost my house, my girlfriend, my job, and all my friends, all in the same day. I got noobed, no doubt about it."

by RedScourge December 16, 2004