noodlefart

A new word definition composed from lingering brain dust so horrid, or distasteful, it can only be aired on urban dictionary.

My noodlefart for today was "poolocky".

Folks with little else to do, think up noodlefarts to stave off the simplicity of their lives.
Noodlefarts can be useful, funny, or disasterous, and on occasion all three.

Figuratively speaking, a noodlefart can be fodder for an inactive brain.

Many otherwise moral folks will gleefully author a crude or disgusting noodlefart under the urban dictionary's cloak of disguise.

Sometimes, Bill O'Reilly uses a noodlefart as an attention getting device.

by Catholic Devil May 3, 2009

noodlefreed

Noodlefreed was created at a confrence of word creators. It has come to have three known definitions;
1. To become freed by a noodle.
2. To win a fight against/with a noodle which ultimatley frees you in the long run.
3. To use a noodle to escape to freedom

Bill was noodlefreed when he used a piece of spagetti to unlock the exit door of the pasta factory.

by jacob December 21, 2004

noodlegrabber

god

“have you worshipped noodlegrabber today?”
“yes ofc”

by notnoodlegrabber March 21, 2021

noodler

Pedantic know-all who never stops talking and takes every opportunity to insert themselves into any conversation regardless of social decorum at the hope of being perceived as a pundit with boundless knowledge.

"I noodled around and found that what you really mean to say xyz..." - That guy is a fucking noodler, he never shuts up.

by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004

mississippi noodler

When you lose a condom in a chicks vagina and you have to use your hand to get it out.

Yesterday I had to bust out the mississippi noodler.

by hopkins and cruz January 3, 2010

Noodler

Someone who has taken lots of mushrooms and feels/looks like a noodle.

That mad man needs to lay off the psychedelics , well he is a noodler.

by killerkorngurl January 18, 2010

Nantucket Noodler

The art of fisting a chick from the rear (like noodling for catfish) while drawing drawing cat whiskers on her face with a permanent marker and talking with a massachusetts accent.

My girlfriend was asking about noodling in Tennessee, so i gave her a Nantucket Noodler.

by Poonsweat July 6, 2007