Noobiusbeckit

What you call someone when they suck and they need to die

You’re a bit of a noobiusbeckit

Fine hand me the revolver

by SeenDizzle July 16, 2020

Noobing out

When you're playing a game or performing some other skilled activity, and a loss of focus, distraction, stress, or any combination of similar factors results in a rapid and uncharacteristic loss of skill or finesse. You start making noob mistakes.

"He was playing well for a while, but then he made a mistake or two and started noobing out. He totally blew it at the end."

by binarymike July 8, 2011

noobism

Noobisms are epic, even poetical thoughts, such as aphorisms, but by noobs. The Internet is a infinite source of them, since they are said/done all the time, and are often published because of their amusement value.

Teacher: "Remember, you can't bring MP3 players!"
Noob(female): "Can we bring iPods?!"
-People ROFL-
a noob-aware person to another: "OMFG, that was the BEST noobism EVER!"

by The Chao January 6, 2009

noobist

a professional noob. one who stubornly and arrogantly rejects good advice from those who know better then him or her. one who embraces and asserts his noobism.

Player A - "dude you can't kill a garg with bullets"
Player B - "its ok watch me do it"
Player B get his ass incinerated
Player A - "you dam noobist. i see you got your diploma."

by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005

Ladder of Noobism

The noob chain of command

This is the Ladder of Noobism (as confirmed by my friend Tyler)

Noob--the highest of being a noob

Nub--Midway. You're in the middle. Doing okay.

Nublet--Going into the danger zone

Nubling--The lowest rank of noobism. You're basically screwed

by Chibi-san November 8, 2007

noobenstein

Another word for "noob" or "n00b" referring to one who is inexperianced or who shouldn't be taken seriously. Most commonly refers to online gamers.

Who invited the noobenstein? Obviously never played UnReal Tournament until today.

by Chris Jackson December 12, 2003

noobishactz

Guy that is really not all that noobish. He just actz noobish but pwns in many ways. Be careful of what is hiding behind a name.

Noobishactz really is not all that noobish. Man that name sure is tricky.

by Noobishactz January 17, 2005