Non creep friendly

A girl's Facebook profile that does not show any pictures unless you are friends with them.

Guy 1: Check out this Tina girl's Facebook
Guy 2: Daaam, even though her Facebook profile was non creep friendly I could still tell she was hot by the thumbnail!

Non creep friendly by SYNTOX2 June 23, 2012

Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends 

gender-inclusive greeting expression

replacement of the exclusive expression "Ladies and Gentlemen" with a rhyme structure

invented by the YouTuber One Topic At A Time as an appropriate greeting towards his queer audience

"Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends, welcome to today's episode of r/sapphoandherfriend."
"Let's dive into this subreddit, ladies and gents and non-binary friends!"

Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends by Aküma March 26, 2020

Non-Advertiser friendly 

A rules that bans people from advertising when they should juse add a Advertising channel and make a ru,especially anything out it is a warning! You don't have to ban advertising. This is a rule technical.

Man, the non-advertiser friendly rules stinks!

Non-Advertiser friendly by TheVeryInkyBendy33 December 29, 2018

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities. 

Words and more

Just Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities. Ok

👌

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities. by El Pseudonymio July 31, 2025

Noyfriend 

A not-boyfriend. A boy who'll spend all his free time with a girl, shag her loads, say lovely things to her, even go on holiday with her - but then vociferously deny that anything is going on between them, even though it appears to the outside world as if they've having a relationship.

N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.

"So what's going on with Jim and Becca then? Are they going out?"

"Well - when they're out in public he'll pretend he's not with her, so he can scope out other girls, but they spend all their time together, and it's obvious they really like each other. He's totally noyfriending her."

Noyfriend by Helen1986 July 17, 2006

NoFriendsDiseaseItis 

The disease of the lonely and pathetic, characterized by a marked lack of any sort of friends. It is speculated that not even the mother of one with this condition even cares for him or her, and there is no known cure nor will there ever be one.

"Why does this guy keep trying to hang with us all the time? He's like a satellite..."

"Oh, he's got no friends. Must be nofriendsdiseaseitis."

NoFriendsDiseaseItis by Daem0n February 10, 2009

nonfriendwhoreyness 

Someone who does not obsessively try to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending feature" (such as MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, Red vs Blue and all other websites with such a function.)

"I pride myself in nonfriendwhoreyness!" said the non-friendwhore.

nonfriendwhoreyness by Count3D July 10, 2007