Numptyfoot

adj., v. To walk around wearing one shoe and sock, while the other foot is bare; also Numptyfooted, Numptyfooting

Brian kicked off a shoe, and spent the afternoon numptyfooting on the lawn.

by Brian August 2, 2004

poody noopty

the act of using your hand to manually pull stools out of your anus

"I just made poody noopty and now my hands smell really bad."

by makaw199isKOOL February 24, 2010

nombty

Would mainly be used to call someone Stupid. But making them seem stupider than already it’s more passionate and expensive sounding.

Can also add the word head e.g Nombty Head after it to say u have a stupid brain.
( Irish slang)

You are such a nombty.
They are such nombtys.

Why are those nombty heads jumpin that fence.

by Fiddlesticks20 March 2, 2021

Nombty

Nombty is a word used to call someone really really stupid in the head but in a sophisticated and Irish way.

Examples:

You are such a nombty

Their such nombty heads

by Fiddlesticks20 April 14, 2021

proper numpty

A being referred to as a dumb ass.

proper numpty sat on a wall. proper numpty had a great fall.

by 181 May 9, 2008

Nompton

Norman, Oklahoma

Comin' straight outta Nompton, it's a brotha that'll smotha yo motha... and make yo sista think I love her

by Rawiswar November 3, 2009

numpty

Dialect, chiefly scots. A bumbling fool or one who is intellectually challanged.
(plural : numpties)

"they numpties couldnae organise a pissup in a brewery."
In reference to MSPs( members of scottish parliment)

by Gerry K. April 26, 2005