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Noodled

To spoon a cuckold after having sex with another man ensuring ample man juice 'noodles' onto him from the magicians sleeve in an effort to degrade and cause jealousy.
"The wife noodled me again last night Boris, I feel so shit and worthless"
by Turbo303 February 23, 2014
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noddle tossing

A variant of tossing salad, except one concentrates more on the noodle and the taint.
q. How was the noddle tossing last night?
a. Great!
by Mr. Chow July 30, 2007
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noodled

To get brain shot out of head.

Gettin yo wig split open.
"Nah it was really poppin off blood, i put this on my daughter dude brain was all over the sidewalk!

Nah u playin bruh it was like that!?

On everythang he NOODLED him then kept bustin at the other fools!
by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019
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noodledick

An object or person, usually in a videogame, that is extremely hard to hit; someone who jumps around while many people shoot at them.
Alex: I dont want to die!

Nick: Hold still you little noodledick!
by Jsims December 6, 2006
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noodled

1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.

2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.
1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.

2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;
by john lampy May 8, 2008
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noodled

We got so noodled last night!
by Laura May 26, 2004
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noddle

when you are in class and are called out to answer something boring and trivial, at this time you nod your head and hope that the teacher accepts the lame-ass attempt to cover your own ass, by moving you are effectivally proving your listening skills and therefore are a vital part of the class, so teach don't get into thinking ou do nothing all lesson..... riiiight.
my mother looked at me expectantly.
"So?"
I noddled, hoping to sweet jebus that she thought i was paying attention.
by Jane-Nia May 8, 2009
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