nobesity

Pretty much the opposite of obesity. Nobesity is the inablity to gain weight, no matter how much the individual eats and/or works out. Sometimes, weight loss may occur.

Tom: Hey, man, how much do you weigh?

John: 125 pounds! (56.7 kilograms)

Tom: That's weird, weren't you 135 pounds (61.2kg) last week?

John: Yeah man, I think it's nobesity.

by TheRealSquanto February 5, 2014

Noseshredding

The nasty process of sticking your tongue completely into someone’s nose during a make out session

Hey joe, I heard you noseshredded that girl last night that’s disgusting.

Joe: it gets me going in like ten seconds man lmao I love when she does noseshredding with me

by Biggay20102 December 14, 2019

nobes fired a blank

Max fires blanks

omg nobes fired a blank

by Tino2Trappy February 20, 2023

nobshiner

one whom shines nobs

Oi, nobshiner! Get your hand off it!

by nobshinerous August 18, 2003

ookish-a-nomesh califey

One of those words your father made up do describe food when you were young in an effort to mess with your head.

5 y.o. son: Whatcha eatin dad?
Dad: I'm eatin' some ookish-a-nomesh califey

by Scottaroo October 7, 2004

Nibesh Rai

1.He is God.
2.He is a famous person’s name.

‘Damn. He’s a Nibesh Rai!’ said Chris and he started to worship Nibesh Rai

by Chris is a peasant November 23, 2021

nobish

someone or a group of people who are thick

"i love corpses! you lot are quite nobish. what are you doing checking it up on urban dictionary?"

by semicirclew February 18, 2008