Nilsemand

To be a Jutlandic Nationalist born in Baluchistan. People may be called Nilsemand if they are also lib left and enjoy social policies. Minecraft Realms owners may also be referred to as Nilsemand or A Nilsemand.

Yo wassup dog, you looking like a Nilsemand bro, darn jutes.

Woah, you got a realm on Minecraft, you're such a Nilsemand.

Bro don't be a Nilsemand, leftists are commies and better dead than red.
You are from Baluchistan? Oh, I didn't know you were a Nilsemand.

by Nationalistic Spaniard September 19, 2019

nilsonstine

A typical Chilean hothead who lies about his height, and loves to boast about his previous girlfriend. A classic simp, but doesn't want to admit it, every time he fails his simping game he blames on other people for "cockblocking" him.

Jack:What's up Nilsonstine?
Nilsonstine: Yo, I'm 6 foot 4.
Jack: Okay? that's cool.
Nilsonstine: And by the way, just so you know, I also have had a girlfriend in the past.
Jack: You are completely out of it Nilsonstine, nobody asked for these information, stop boasting about your previous girlfriend, it's over pal, get a grip man.
Nilsonstine: Damn.. Tough crowd...

by Male334 August 11, 2020

Rasmus nissen

A man who nuts on men in their sleep.
he is like santa and the easter bonny, every november he cums out, and if you havent put a glass og jizz out for him he will nut in your mouth.
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you put jizz out ?
Klaus: no?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen nutted in ur mouth

i forgot to give Rasmus Nissen my jizz

by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022

nilen

The coolest guy you'll ever meet. He has godlike CoD skills and always brings a smile to everyone's face.

anon: Wow, who is that guy?
Brandon: That's nilen, a really cool guy.

by themathguy March 26, 2020

Nilena

The most kindhearted person you will ever meet. At first you won’t get along with them, but if you truly decide to know them you will never regret it. A person named Nilena tends to have a good and hot body, and they’re also have the prettiest face. They care more about others than themselves; and will always put on a smile on anyone’s face. In a relationship, they give it all and love deeply, only if they’re in love..., but don’t be fooled they are very picky with choosing a couple. Their taste in music is immaculate. They are also very funny and goofy. If you ever get a chance to meet Nilena, you know that your life has been blessed.

I will like to be like Nilena some day.
Nilena is the best person I know.

by Seth Kipling November 11, 2020

Bjørn Bo Nielsen

Kæmpe Luder

Bjørn: Hej, hva så piger, jeg hedder Bjørn Bo Nielsen, og er rigtig klam.

Pige 1: Gå væk kæmpe luder

Pige 2: Add det er ham kæmpe luderen, der hele tiden sover!!

Pige 3: Ja han er godt nok ulækker og beskidt!

Pige 2: Føj!

Pige 5: Hvor er pige 4?

by silwerproductions July 31, 2011

Rasmus nissen

On every November Rasmus Nissen cums out to jizz on men. You have set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand or he will jizz in ur mouth, He is like Santa or The easter bonny.

School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand?
Klaus: no why?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen came in ur mouth

Klaus: nooooo

Ohh no i forgot to put jizz out for Rasmus Nissen

by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022