nightclub 

the best place in the world
paradise on earth

"A nightclub is paradise on earth"

nightclub by Istvan Benko March 9, 2008

nightclub promoter 

An absolute bellend who has an iced gem a hair cut. Usually has a worse tan than Madge from Benidorm. Can only handle one treble and thinks "he can pull birds". Infact he couldn't pull a muscle. Puts "top pouter" on his CV. Goe to the local to order a lime and soda. One word to sum up a night club promoter? Cunt.

Josh is a nightclub promoter now? Wow he must be a total cunt.

nightclub promoter by mehh1246 March 20, 2014

nightclub 

THE place 2 end any night out worth shoutin' about: a concentrated boogie beat box full of those possessing rhythmn (yet always a few without); a venue where shakin' ya booty is a must chicas - long live bootyliciousness, the key to el baile sexual... maravillosa!!! p.s. the Octagon, officially (!) the best nightclub in Britain - check it out...

- Hey iawn met, ti allan heno?
- Yndw, ti?
- Yndw siwr, nos Sadwn 'di! Lle fyddi
di'n diweddu fyny?
- Yn ryw nightclub masiwr...
- Wel yn yr Octagon fyddi di lly,
welai di 'na ta met!

(if you don't already know - s'Welsh! dysgwch Yr Iaith)

nightclub by Hogan Pesda n Bath May 13, 2005

Vibe Nightclub 

A place in Rockingham WA where skanks hang out to get drunk, sleep around and give random guys BJ's.

I picked up this easy lay from vibe nightclub last night.

Vibe Nightclub by XSpence January 6, 2009

wonderland nightclub 

A place for under 18’s go to shake their non-existent meat on their bones for lonely white boys to control

‘Wonderland nightclub’ is where all my friends go to shake what they don’t have

wonderland nightclub by TruthTalker101 August 30, 2017

Philippine nightclub 

Dip your cock in adobo sauce and woman licks it off

She gave me a Philippine Nightclub last night!

Philippine nightclub by Darkhouse666 January 25, 2023

Niche Nightclub

A Sheffield Nightclub that ran until about the mid 2000s. Played bassline house and old skool 4x4

Person 1: Where were you last night

Person 2: Niche Nightclub.

Niche Nightclub by Im not doing a handle tbh mate April 8, 2026