night rider

The term used when married men secretly masturbate in their car at night.

"Hey did you get any action last night?"
"Nah. Came close, but the kids were awake when we got home. What about you, you got lucky?"
"No. Well I mean kind of. You know, Grace conked out right when we got home. So I snuck out to the car, rubbed one out."
"You a night rider?!"

by Teamo86 October 23, 2013

The night rider

A mysterious figure that rides it’s skateboard through the night and protects the city of Covina from evil.

Yo Dre look at these skid marks. They must’ve been made by the night rider last night.

by Ramalisious June 05, 2020

Night Rider

A female you allow over your house only at night, for sexually purposes only. You are never seen with this person during the day but at night she rides the hell out of your dick.

"Yeah, Wendy thats my night rider."

by Sunstarz0212 March 04, 2009

night rider

Whenever someone on a motorcycle is doing something dangerous or extreme. i.e. going real fast, dodging traffic, making a loud noise, standing up pissing while moving

Oh man we got a night rider!

by jabba the hut April 26, 2006

alabama night riders

In poker, three of a kind, kings. The name comes from the hand's abbreviation (KKK). "Alabama night riders" was slang, in the early half of the 20th century for the Ku Klux Klan.

He had two pair, but the Alabama night riders won the pot.

by Tallman February 05, 2005

Gangsta-ass-night-riders

African Americans whom perform drive by shootings in the streets of America.

Man, we got rolled up on some mother fucking Gangsta-ass-night-riders!

by ASHJAYISABO$$ November 03, 2010

night rider

a white female with an attractive sister who likes black penis

colby etherifge is a night rider.

by wack face January 02, 2019