Nicolas

The most beautiful, funniest, most amazing person you could ever lay your eyes on if you ever are blessed enough to find somebody with this last name then you are one lucky motherfucker and you should worship that person until your last breath. A person with the last name Nicolas is god like and usually has a radiating glow to them that you can't miss. A Nicolas has the power to change your life forever in whichever way they decide. They are the realist motherfuckers to ever exist and will fuck you up if you cross them. But you wouldn't be able to anyways because they are so smart and awesome they would see it coming because they can read minds and shoot laser beams out of their buttholes.

Nicolas (nik-oh-las) That Nicolas over there is so sexy and smart. I bet they're really successful.

by Shaggyyy July 11, 2018

Nicolas

Nicolas is a proud swede, nice at times and is quite small (but he'll never confess that, in his opinion he's tall). He can be a bit of a dick but he is good overall. As his role with being a proud swede he believes Sweden is the best and will laugh at people attempting to pronounce ikea furniture names

Person "Nicolas is very small"
Nicolas "I'm actually very tall, taller than you"

by Disappointing brit April 24, 2019

nicolas ciechanowski

Nicolas Ciechanowski is sweet, calm, loving, and hot! Nicolas Ciechanowski is not mean at all. In fact, all Nicolas Ciechanowski’s are nice and sweet! He will love you and care for you for all eternity. He’s not a drinker and he loves to play video games. If you’re a Nicolas Ciechanowski’s girlfriend, well lucky you! You have found a man you will never forget! Any girl is lucky to be with a Nicolas Ciechanowski.

Girl 1: Hey who’s that?
Girl 2: That’s Nicolas Ciechanowski.
Girl 1: He sounds really nice. I’m gonna go talk to him!

by a vsco girl July 19, 2019

Nicolas Sarkozy

President of France since 2007. It's like Bush era but with a smaller head of State. Want to be Obama's BFF but this idea had reached a dead end ...

- Nicolas Sarkozy said something ridiculous yesterday at the French Television. According to him, he was Obama's Friend.
- Again ?! Let's bet honest. He looks like more Berlusconi than Obama.

by CMB-38 December 14, 2009

nicolas caged

Nicolas caged is when you go on somebody's computer and make every thing Nicolas cage.

Ginny: * laughs* I'm totally going to Nicolas Cage him! * uploads Nicolas cage pic all over desktop* *makes background Nicolas cage*

John: What are you doing Ginny!

Ginny: *say nothing*
John: dang I've been Nicolas caged!
Ginny: *laughs crazy*

by Ready set go April 29, 2014

Nicolas Cage

An actor who can only be described as hit and miss, and commonly follows the "rule of 4"... the rule states that any Nicolas Cage movie where Cage has hair longer than four inches will be terrible (Con Air, Bangkok Dangerous), while any in which he has hair shorter than four inches will be good

guy: did you see that Wicker Man remake?
friend: it was awful, Nicolas Cage should really follow the rule of four

by olivier22 January 18, 2011

Nicolas

An italian stallion with a very wide tongue and an elephant sized penis

Nicolas destroyed my body last night with his italian stallion

by SexyBoy1993 July 29, 2009