Neurotypical syndrome (a.k.a. NT,also known as arrogant mob syndrome, or Microsoft Windows Syndrome) is a life-long and serious mental disorder affecting people everywhere. Symptoms include inflated ego, mob formation, readiness to follow idiots, and possibly the formation of a large goiter. Persons afflicted with this disorder should be referred to as persons with Neurotypical syndrome, persons with NT or persons who have NT. Though it seems that most persons with NT would prefer to be referred to as neurotypicals, NTs or even normals, nobody cares about their opinions.
Although Neurotypical Syndrome is a serious, lifelong mental condition, persons with NT can live happy, long, successful lives with the help of therapy, provided that the therapist is an aspie or autistic. Through many sessions, they may overcome some of their many debilitating handicaps and become more akin to an autistic. In a few cases, NTs have been rumored to have reached near the level of an aspie, but said claims have not been confirmed...........This explains why autistic people have more intelligence than neurotypicals. Neurotypicals are dumber and stupid. So glad.
by TheKamikazeMonkeys October 9, 2016
Get the Neurotypical syndrome mug.Also known as a non-autistic person i.e. a person who doesn't have autism. Neurotypical syndrome has a high prevalence in the population, to the extent it is often considered normal. Hence, the inclusion of the term 'typical' in the naming of the syndrome.
Neurotypical syndrome has been defined by Steve Silberman as a neurobiological disorder characterised by preoccupation with social concerns, delusions of superiority, and obsession with conformity. There is no known cure.
Neurotypical syndrome has been defined by Steve Silberman as a neurobiological disorder characterised by preoccupation with social concerns, delusions of superiority, and obsession with conformity. There is no known cure.
Chris drinks beer because Big Terry drinks it, even though Chris doesn't like the taste of beer. This appears to be symptom of neurotypical syndrome.
by Walksy June 14, 2019
Get the Neurotypical Syndrome mug.I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.
by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017
Get the Neurotypical screeching mug.Neurotypical nonconformity is social behavior that does not match the norms typically expected in neurotypical communities. The term is usually used by non-autistic people who show some or many of the traits of, and prefer to socialise with, autistic or other neurodivergent people.
by socialistpoet June 3, 2022
Get the Neurotypical nonconforming mug.The oppressive and psychologically destructive presence of neurotypical ideology everywhere. While all societies are created by and for neurotypicals (NTs = "normal" people), they make no allowances for the neurodiverse (autistics, schizophrenics, psycho- & sociopaths, et al) which creates psychological problems for those neurodiverse people.
This is about the inescapable nature of the poorly thought-out and badly designed societies, governments, social contracts, and ideologies that litter this world like crap litters an animal hoarder's home.
This is about the inescapable nature of the poorly thought-out and badly designed societies, governments, social contracts, and ideologies that litter this world like crap litters an animal hoarder's home.
Tried having a discussion with these people I met but the neurotypical ubiquity just got me so frustrated and down.
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A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
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Get the Neurotypical High-Five mug.Neurotypical coonies stand for basically anything weird going on inside your head. Don't like the texture of your food? It's making you get neurotypical coonies. Someones sweater is ugly as fuck? It's givign you neurotypical coonies.
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