Nitwit

Something that squidward calls spongebob

Open the door you nitwit

by UToAreToStupid May 1, 2015

nitwit

A stupid person. Because the word isn't in great usage right now, referring to a person as a "nitwit" can be considered a more intense way of insulting them.

Tommy: "Cole, you stupid."

Cole: "Eh, whatever, man."

*application of the term*

Tommy: "Cole, you're a complete nitwit."

Cole: "Who do you think you're talking to?"

by Terry Ryzing November 29, 2007

nitwitery

the exhibition of one, or a group, being nitwits

at times, I feel as if surrounded by nitwitery.

by Tom Hoban August 29, 2005

nitwitter

A person who discusses their twitting frequently and enthusiastically, causing irritation.

Person A: Did you read my tweets this morning? They were so funny!

Person B: Get lost, nitwitter.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

nitwit

a person who apparently has no inkling as to what they should be doing.

Look at Susie, she's a fuckin nitwit!

by Cbutler January 24, 2004

newitt

a lively character normally identified by a floppy mane, conical breasts, a gangly build and a fat willies surf shack tshirt. will consume no less than 16 regular sized pork sausages and a jar of pickled gherkins per sitting. normal habits will include the hoarding of alcohol related paraphenalia, consuming large amounts of salad vegetables and using household linoleum as a makeshift coolant. liable to have sporadic verbal outbursts, not always of a leud nature. lesser spotted newitts may also be seen in compliment to a oazl

that's just textbook newitt

i newitt

by james murray, stephen foster January 18, 2004

Netsitive

An internet sensitive person, group or thing whose mode of operation revolves around the Internet.

He works with a netsitive company.

by Bimbolabola March 24, 2009