Excess of Facial Hair... seasonally. Claims to be able to perform magic tricks. Crazy when sleep deprived.
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez December 1, 2013
Get the neten mug.A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.
The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.
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Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.
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Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!
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Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.
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Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!
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Get the fish netting mug.The crappiest computer store in Shelbyville, Indiana. They claim they build the best PCs but buy the parts from other places, jack the price up 30%, and then claim you're getting a good deal. Want to upgrade? Sorry, can't do it yourself without voiding your warranty! 17" monitor? That's another $200!
"I wanted a quality computer, but buying one from NetTek was not one of my options because I didn't want to be in debt for 10 years and didnt want to make a trip to the store every other day."
by Anonymous May 19, 2003
Get the NetTek mug.1) a recluse, often not seen for days at a time. Sometimes the only proof of existance if the hourly flushing of the toilet
2) an unsuccessful business strategy made popular by dot coms. The act of spending more money than you make
2) an unsuccessful business strategy made popular by dot coms. The act of spending more money than you make
1) Don't buy that video game, you'll become a netting
2) If you netting me on the bills this month, there will be trouble.
2) If you netting me on the bills this month, there will be trouble.
by Matt Hemlepp January 27, 2003
Get the netting mug.a professional, normally a lawyer, who strives to bring in business by the droves following business development seminars forced on them by evil bosses who think they have nothing better to do with their Saturdays.
Netters can be characterized by their inability to feel used, and enthusiastic go-getter attitudes at dorky conferences where potential victims convene. Netters are distinguished from prostitutes only by the fact that they wear suits, have business cards, and are normally so unattractive that even lonely dorky conference attenders who've heavily profited from the open bar wouldn't, quote, "hit that up if they paid me." However, in an ironic twist, some of these attendees have actually later paid quite willingly when served within 24 hours of meeting said netter.
Unlike rainmakers or networkers, netters lack real charm and are also tasked with actually having to work on the cases they bring in, usually resulting in a dull empty feeling on the part of the client that they have, indeed, been "nettered." However, such a feeling will be relieved when client receives annual fruit basket from the firm.
The international symbol of the netter is a shepherd's crook, crossed with a "Hello my name is ____" badge.
Netters can be characterized by their inability to feel used, and enthusiastic go-getter attitudes at dorky conferences where potential victims convene. Netters are distinguished from prostitutes only by the fact that they wear suits, have business cards, and are normally so unattractive that even lonely dorky conference attenders who've heavily profited from the open bar wouldn't, quote, "hit that up if they paid me." However, in an ironic twist, some of these attendees have actually later paid quite willingly when served within 24 hours of meeting said netter.
Unlike rainmakers or networkers, netters lack real charm and are also tasked with actually having to work on the cases they bring in, usually resulting in a dull empty feeling on the part of the client that they have, indeed, been "nettered." However, such a feeling will be relieved when client receives annual fruit basket from the firm.
The international symbol of the netter is a shepherd's crook, crossed with a "Hello my name is ____" badge.
by charismeee January 13, 2011
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