Nellie

…a lot of people say writing a book is hard… try writing about Nellie. The dedication goes to every girl trying to look as good as her. Chapters 1-69 cover every way she’s finer than a 24 carat diamond. 90-100 are all about the phenomenon known as the “hot-DAMN she fine” effect. 101 is the one we all know, she could sit around and do nothing all day, but like Mona Lisa she’s a straight masterpiece. The book would end with a happy ending, if you kept her well fed, and home in time.

Me: “you ever seen that girl Nellie”
Some blind guy: “nope, but damn she’s fine”

by Sinjin-mex February 25, 2022

Dirty nellie

Dirty Nellie:
When you go to a punk bar and drink nothing but shots of whiskey and tall boys of raineer. You hit it off with a bar fly and fuck her in the bathroom while the band plays. BONUS points if you make it through the bands whole set.

Ey man, I totally just had my first Dirty Nellie at the show last night.

by Blaaaaarrggg June 10, 2020

netless

net-less. To be without the net. To not have an internet connection.

<Shinosuke> Damn man~ internet in NZ sucks so bad that I'm paying so much for a shit connection! If i keep this up.. I'm gonna be broke!!
<Person1> So? Noone cares.
<Shinosuke> Ughh.. If I'm broke.. i cant pay for the internet! Get it?! Then I'll be netless! Then you have noone to diss!!!!
<Person1> stfu. Noone cares.
<Shinosuke> AHHHH!! mofo!!!
* Shinosuke kills himself.

by Shinosuke May 11, 2004

Nellied

a. to plan too far ahead and lose track of the day-to-day,
inevitably messing up both short term and long term
strategy.
b. to play so conservative as to not enjoy current success
to the point of annoyance of others and over-thinking of all
future decisions
c. to fail in a consistent and predictable manner it becomes
funny to everyone who claims to be your friend
examples:

My fantasy football team was amazing, but then I shit the bed in the last few weeks. I can't believe I nellied so hard.

by coolcavs May 23, 2011

netlingo

A website that gives parents a very skewed view of strange textspeak that no child will ever use.

-over text-
Parent: WYCM? Let's talk F2F.
Child: ....what?
Parent: netlingo lied to me!

by ToujoursTard December 8, 2010

Nellie

bad ass bitch, always ready to knock a hoe down, nice sometimes, and doesn't have much of a social life.

Shes acting just like Nellie!

by logitech087134 January 2, 2020

Nellie Nose Plug

When a girl will let you cum in her face, but not in her mouth, you first shoot your load on her nose, covering her nostrils. She will then have to open her mouth to breathe, at which time, you finish cumming in her mouth.

As she was wiping the cum out of her nose, my wife sighed and said "Really? Another Nellie Nose Plug?"

by Juanny Cash September 7, 2017